he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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