in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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