We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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