I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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