i can't believe i had my finger in that
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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