is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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