Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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