Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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