At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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