we're blogging at a bar
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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