Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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