I don't think brook has ever known best
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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