yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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