So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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