I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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