Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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