I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
my penis made a compromise with my morals
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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