belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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