I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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