stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we're making bets on your personal life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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