He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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