I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He shit in the fireplace
jump out the window naked night went bad
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