Sry I called you an 8
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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