I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Even my vagina gasped.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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