Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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