Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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