Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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