my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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