matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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