Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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