I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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