Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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