I'm really into asian looking animals
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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