Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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