I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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