Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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