I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this boner is exhausting
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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