I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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