Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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