If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
