I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My feet surprised me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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