Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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