Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Randomize
