Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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