you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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