In the future we'll all be gay
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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