quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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