This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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