ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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