After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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