But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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