I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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