guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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