So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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